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The date ended with a somewhat unwanted sloppy kiss beside my parents’ van in the parking lot, and a strong desire to never see this human being again. I’d let it slip where I worked, which was a fair distance from where I met him where he lived. Once he got hired, I requested shift times that did not overlap with his. When I was 17, this guy from the high school across town would not stop texting me.

A week later, he appeared at my place of employment… Eventually, he got fired for harassing a client, which I warned my boss about at the time. I wasn’t super into him, but when you’re 17, WTF do you know?

It was only when I was recounting this story to my friends later that night that we realized, T was stoned the entire time.

In the summer between my third and fourth year of university, I went on the worst date ever.

I set up one such first date at the pub down the street from my house. “I’m driving to the subway station,” my date wrote.

In the hour leading up to the date, my phone would not. Fifteen minutes later: “I’m getting on the subway.” Twenty minutes later: “I’m getting off the station.” Two minutes later: “I’m walking up the street.” Cool story bro, just get here.

From not-so-discreet hook-up requests to poop-stained PJ pants, here are tragic things that have happened to us IRL.

You’re welcome, and no, we’re not sorry for sharing.

After hearing a few success stories, I decided to give it a shot again.

I was 24 and living with my parents and figured new year, new me, right? My Tinder date, first of all, showed up to our date spot—a Timothy’s Cafe—unfashionably 30 minutes late.

He mentioned that he was an inventor at heart, and that one day, he was going to be so successful that he would be in a photo with the then-U. president Barack Obama, pointing at his new bud and saying, “Yeahhh, this guy!

” OK, so what are some ideas you have for inventions? He proceeded to tell me about how he wanted to revolutionize the typical kitchen, constructing a wall with a variety of different sized slots in it.

Each slot corresponds to a particular type of plate or bowl (Note: the related dishes had to be bought separately from the kitchen reno, but as he explained, that would be a “one-time purchase”).

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